Valentine is coming, where is your boyfriend?

Valentine is coming, where is your boyfriend?

Somebody must have plugged social media with live wire because this past week has been filled with high tension maka (because) Valentine is coming 😂😂😂

Lol, I feel like it gets worse the older you get? Cos I don’t remember feeling this way when I was in first year, not one bit. Yes I was interested in all the tensioning around me and who will post another person’s boyfriend but I was more invested in collecting the chocolate cake an admirer got for my elder sister. 😋

And now? Omo x 1,000,000. I just watched the video of the guy that proposed to his “girl” at Enugu mall and got turned down in a “less than kind manner.” I guess that’s sort of the tip of the iceberg for what’s coming tomorrow. Yes, I’m proudly Violence FC 😎😎🔥

But chill, on a more serious note, why all these tension on a month that is not even complete? Day of love, yada yada yada. I think a bunch of us can do without this especially after this whole ASUU nonsense and a bunch of us coming to the realization that oops, we’re still students. I don’t even know if I still have retentive memory for this exams kwa 😂😂😂

Still, let me tell you what I’m looking forward to tomorrow, yes?

A lot of red –
As a matter of fact, I passed by a boutique today that had a whole lot of red in stock. I mean, you need to see the options, there’s red up and white down or white up and red down. There’s the one with polka dots, the one with red on one side and white on the other.
So if it’s options you’re looking for, you’re covered. 🤣🤣🤣 Just ask me for the address.

Violence FC
As you’re reading this, best believe I’ve renewed my subscription purely to catch live violence on Twitter. What’s life without violence?
Think about dragging harder than that involved in turning on that I beta pass my neighbour generator. Who stole whose partner and who didn’t? Wigs will be dragged off scalps and collars may tear tomorrow in the fight for who belongs to who but I’ll be here, with hot popcorn; not to judge (that’s for God) or to partake in the violence but merely as a spectator. Join me? 😙😚

Oppression FC
The ones unrolling dollars from cake, the ones receiving flowers, the ones that have even gone a step further and left the whole country for us because Nigeria cannot contain the love they have for each other so they went to Maldives abi Dubai. Okay o!
When y’all are back, we’ll tackle ENDSARS together because those are the real issues!

Lonely FC
These ones will use all the status space allocated to them by Whatsapp to badmouth everybody online but that’s okay because people like me will be having all the fun still and laughing my — out. Not my ass please, that’s scarce resources.
N.B – Any one know how much a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) costs? Asking for a friend please.

Sigh. To be really honest, I really hate high tension periods like this but we’ve all contributed in making periods like this what they are so I guess we’ll all have to deal with it, yeah?

Here’s me asking, what will you be doing on Valentine’s Day? And what are you looking forward to?

Whatever it is, I hope somebody’s social media posts don’t make you feel like you lack love or are less appreciated! Social media is only half of the story and the other side that you’re not seeing? Mbanu, let’s not go there.

Feel free to appreciate that friend that’s always there for you, your siblings or even your folks! Don’t gotta wait for Mother or Father’s Day.

Happy Valentine’s to you! Whether you’re as single as a pringle or as double as a burger. Lol.

I remain your favourite Wolf. 🐺✨
Stay happy, stay bad.

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  • I agree with your second line.. it gets worse the older you get cos I don’t even remember anything of this type while a teenager. All I know is it’s a day to share gifts and importantly wear red and white😭😭😭

February 2021